December 2011
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bendiestraws:
theterribletoaster replied to your post: I’m so bad at life. I avoid nearly all my problems…
Hun ;A; I want to help you if I can! I mean, I know it’s hard, I really do. Anxiety creeps in and you try to avoid it but it just gets worse but if I can help, in any way let me know. I want to help! -hugsforever-
Uguu <3 I don’t know how anyone could help. -_-; just shit I need to sort...
My Blk water is supposed to be here now, damn you...
IT WAS IN SOMERVILLE, I CAN WALK THERE. GIMME MY STUFF /whine
spookytaffy asked: Bby can I go to your class dressed in lolita and rant at your teacher and then when he complains he wants the men to reply I will lift up my frills to reveal my giant penis?
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Excuse me while I brandish my fists.
Reminds of this one guy who came into work yesterday, asked me to find him some very specific ribbon that we probably don’t have anymore, then said “this is woman’s work”. Yep. Michaels is a store that only hires women. The other three men on register and assisting customers are just good Samaritans who obviously...
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I swear, I’m going to die in my business class. My teacher is so damn old fashioned it hurts, I’ll repeat he’s a nice guy but oh my god I want to shake him sometimes.
Yesterday in class we somehow started talking YET AGAIN, about women in business. He asks the guys “Would you like a woman boss?” “What do you do?” “Can you talk to her?”
And...
taffykins:
theterribletoaster:
taffykins replied to your post: I demand that we renew our vows right away OnO
ALL THE RHYMES THE RHYMES MAKE ME LOVE YOU MORE
ALRIGHT BBY.
YOU ASKED FOR IT,
*Eh-hem-to-the-mother-fuckin’-hem*
BABY YOU SO PRETTY,
YOU MAKE MY HEART ALL TWITTY.
THE GREATEST HUSBAND TO BE,
YOU CLAIM ALL THE WIVES YOU SEE.
YOU’RE LIKE GENGHIS KHAN,
IN THE FACT THAT YOUR...
taffykins replied to your post: I demand that we renew our vows right away OnO
ALL THE RHYMES THE RHYMES MAKE ME LOVE YOU MORE
ALRIGHT BBY.
YOU ASKED FOR IT,
*Eh-hem-to-the-mother-fuckin’-hem*
BABY YOU SO PRETTY,
YOU MAKE MY HEART ALL TWITTY.
THE GREATEST HUSBAND TO BE,
YOU CLAIM ALL THE WIVES YOU SEE.
YOU’RE LIKE GENGHIS KHAN,
IN THE FACT THAT YOUR DICK IS ALWAYS ON.
BUT...
spookytaffy asked: I demand that we renew our vows right away OnO
taffykins:
theterribletoaster:
taffykins replied to your post: I bought myself a packer. It should be coming in…
What comes in the fun pack ;D
Uuum, stickers, coupons, lip balm and lube! :D
Adding it to the collection in the drawer, I will be the condom and lube fairy at a Parade next year. This I swear.
WHEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR BRITCHES,
AND YOU FUCK ALL BITCHES.
DON’T BE RUDE,
AND...
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taffykins replied to your post: I bought myself a packer. It should be coming in…
What comes in the fun pack ;D
Uuum, stickers, coupons, lip balm and lube! :D
Adding it to the collection in the drawer, I will be the condom and lube fairy at a Parade next year. This I swear.
WHEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR BRITCHES,
AND YOU FUCK ALL BITCHES.
DON’T BE RUDE,
AND FORGET THE LUBE.
I will...
bendiestraws replied to your post: I bought myself a packer. It should be coming in…
SLAP PEOPLE.
WITH WHAT?
YOU’RE NOT SAYING I SHOULD SLAP PEOPLE WITH MY-?
NO.
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I bought myself a packer.
It should be coming in the mail soon.
I had a coupon (-1.40$), I got a ‘fun pack’ from the site (free), and free priority shipping.
Felt like writing about it.
I’ll stop now.
Reblog with a photo of you as a child.
wigglyowl:
parasitebeans:
kavinskysdick:
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jazzqueen:
kakimari:
my bro and I being cute ass mofos with push ups
if you’re wondering how far back my hipsterness goes…………
rockin’ dem shades
hurrr
I have a cut-out of a made up pokemon in a paper airplane. This was my life, guise.
I was pretty cute. Not gonna lie.
bendiestraws replied to your post: I feel wicked gross, too gross to even take a…
;_________; no bb no
I know ;3; It’s just all the icky feeling. I’m a bit better now though which is nice, my dad was a cool guy this morning and was like “Bro, I’ll drop you at the train” which was cool. Aww yeah. Gonna spend my last three bucks in cash on a Monster. Fuck...
reblog if you wanna cuddle with someone right now....
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I feel wicked gross, too gross to even take a shower which just makes me feel /more/ gross.
Now I have to go deal with PC class which I’m terribly behind because of my version of XP is too slow to run.
Then I have a project to practically run for Street Law which I did the WHOLE thing, one kid sent me two shitty slides (LIKE REALLY SHITTY) at oooh what? 3:30am? Fuck ass. He was like...
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Something really cool happened at work today
I got a memo in my box which isn’t abnormal and I usually read them before work. It was from my top manager, again not out of the ordinary.
But, before I tell you what it said you need to know some basics about my work.
We are a Co-Op which means in a nutshell that people can own bits of the company, we sell memberships at 20$ a pop, lifetime, you get a dividend (percentage of your total...
holdontoyourassbutts:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
peregrint:
forsha:
concerning-laughter:
Can you imagine when both Hobbit movies are out we can sit and watch
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: There and Back Again
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
and
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
all. in. a. row.
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Watchjennapeekaboo:
Cal is sad that he can’t boogie, so I’m uploading this to hopefully cheer him up <3
Jenna, Jenna noooooo.
My awful dancing is seen by all.
Aw well, was still fun! Haha!
Listening to electroswing makes me want to boogie.
No boogieing because of back.
Cuuuuuurses.
thedavynator replied to your post: Mom comes into my room, shows me a soap coated cup for the laundry detergant and says that “because /someone/ hasn’t been cleaning out the cup enough!” that she has to clean it and it’s a pain and how awful I am.
Whoooooooops xD Cal youuuuuu are the best!
Naaah I just know the ways to get less yelled at, a technique neither my...
ladyhippie:
theterribletoaster:
I’m using the heating pad for the first time and it’s just starting to heat up and as I feel it my brain is going,
“Oh god oh god somethings wrong my back is warm! I must be hurt! What’s wrong?”
It feels, kinda nice though. I’ve never used it before. Hmm.
And I asked my parents if I should see a doctor and they are first were like telling me to see someone,...
The Cancer male
fuckyeahzodiacsigns:
Appearance
has a fairly bony structure
may have remarkable teeth or in some way unusual
may have broad shoulder
even if slim, may appear plump
tend to put on weight very easily
Behavior and personality traits
is extremely sensitive
does not like to be conspicuous
has some favorite old casual clothes that he always wears; he would be very cranky if anyone threw...
Mom comes into my room, shows me a soap coated cup...
And telling her that I don’t use it and just eye ball it would get me in more trouble. So I just nod and apologize.
Whoops.
I’m using the heating pad for the first time and it’s just starting to heat up and as I feel it my brain is going,
“Oh god oh god somethings wrong my back is warm! I must be hurt! What’s wrong?”
It feels, kinda nice though. I’ve never used it before. Hmm.
And I asked my parents if I should see a doctor and they are first were like telling me to see someone,...
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Cons I’m going to soon:
Arisia: January 13th-16th
PAX East: April 6th-8th
Boston Comic Con: April 21-22nd
I need to get my Wiccan cosplay done by April oh god. I don’t even know if I can do it, I think I’d be too damn self conscious to do it.
But whatever happens I hope to see a lot of great people there! I’ve never been to PAX or Comic Con. Arisia is an oldie but a...
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So I have this favorite Lullabye thing I sing to...
But I could never find the lyrics, so I wrote them myself.
“Ahh-ah-ah-ahhhhh (x5) Hush about purdy kun kun, Hush about purdy kun. The sheep are gone to the mountains high, they’ll know be home till noon, noon. Ahh-ah-ah-ahhh (x2) Broite is milking the cow, cow, Broite is milking the cow. The birds are singing, the bells are ringing, the (woilet be?) are galloping by, by....
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